Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, I have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though I’m not always the traditional swaggering gallant, my steadiness and planning make me a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Arrrr, in honor of this fine day, I have had the aforementioned pirate name bestowed upon me. You can get one too, and it will be based upon your particular peculiarities, and personal psychosis. Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. Anyway, everybody, I mean, come on me mateys, its talk like a pirate day! Arrrr!