Ran across this as I was cleaning out my email “SENT” box. Not that any of the women who read this blog need this info, but rather, its directed at the men. Consider it my public service annoucnement of sorts:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need
to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually
end in "Fine".
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That’s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.