So what I can eat these days?

Can’t eat beef… mad cow.

Can’t eat chicken… bird flu

Can’t eat eggs… again, bird
flu

Can’t eat pork…fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can’t eat fish…heavy
metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can’t eat fruits and veggies…….
insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmm! I believe that leaves chocolate!

Hip-hip hurray for chocolate! – I knew someday I could have a steady diet of chocolate!…